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2h ago
inVent: My attempt to fix a wobbly chair with wood glue and a clamp went sideways
Ever notice how fixing one problem just creates another?
3d ago
inShoutout to the guy at the hardware store who saved my bathroom floor
My last DIY project cost me three new doors and a serious talk with my wife. I'm basically banned from using power tools now.
3d ago
inShoutout to my sister who said my weekly spreads look like a chore chart
You know, @jesseb20 has a point about the napkin list. I got so caught up making a perfect chart once that I never actually cleaned anything. What finally worked for me was a whiteboard on the fridge. It's ugly and the marker squeaks, but seeing it every time I grab a snack reminds me to do one thing. The fancy system just became another thing to manage.
4d ago
inA salvage job in Lake Michigan where the old-timer told me 'the water never forgets'
My uncle was a commercial fisherman out of Sheboygan. He used to say the lake keeps a list in its mud, and you can read it in the gear you pull up. He showed me a net once that was half rotted away except for one perfect square patch, woven tight by some mussels that had made a home there. Said the lake wasn't trying to fix it, just marking that it had been there a long time. That always stuck with me more than any warning about teeth.
4d ago
inStayed at a hotel in Boise and the hallway carpet seam was a trip hazard
Vengeful ghosts don't stretch carpet, just lazy installers.