That "a cartoon for toddlers" thing was me too, my buddy kept saying I had to watch the one with the grannies episode and I rolled my eyes so hard. Then I sat down with my niece and we ran through like eight of them in one sitting. The parents in that show are so real, the dad especially, he's out there just trying to survive the day same as the rest of us. I felt like a jerk for writing it off for so long.

Water in ground beef is a crime. All you get is steamed gray sadness with no browning, and browning is where ALL the flavor lives. Lentils work because they actually soak up the beef fat and hold their shape instead of turning to paste. Your sister owes you an apology and a pound of beef.

My grandfather hid cash in a coffee can labeled "tires" so my grandmother wouldn't spend it, and honestly that fake label trick works better than any app category.