Man that Dale sounds exactly like my buddy's neighbor, old Gus. Gus told him his four wheeler would never make it up the hill to the deer camp in the snow, so my buddy drove it up there in a blizzard just to be a jerk about it. Gus showed up an hour later on foot with a thermos and said the view was better from the top anyway. Now they text each other snow totals every storm like a couple of old ladies.

Wait, how does a title typo get auto filtered?

So did the free stuff make you worse at thinking, or just bored?