Come on, that old tech was a pain to fix and looked terrible anyway.

Tell everyone about the secret spot, see how long it stays quiet.

So you just went straight for the stud finder and hoped for the best? I've heard those things can miss pipes if they're not the right type. What kind of detector was your friend using, the magnetic kind or one with a live wire setting?

Hold up, he actually tied the bag shut? That's the part that gets me. Putting it in the bag is one thing, I guess, but taking the time to tie a knot on a single banana is next level. The peel is right there to keep it clean. It just feels like making extra trash for no real reason at all.

Wait, you kept adding shims before you checked the bracket? That's some next level dedication to the wrong solution. I can just picture the shelf leaning more with every piece you shoved behind it. How did your neighbor not start laughing right away?