500 jobs without a callback is solid, but the real flex is that you actually kept a log for 3 years. I can barely remember what house I cleaned last Tuesday, let alone track 500 of them. Keep the streak going, you're either crazy or just really good at your job.

Doubt it's that easy. Eight miles a shift in Tucson heat sounds rough, especially in summer when it's like 105 out. And I bet the pay isn't exactly 60k starting out, more like you gotta put in years before you hit that. People probably argue more than he lets on too, nobody likes getting a ticket.

Yeah, my dog once "helped" me lay tile, we're still finding toe beans in the grout.