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1d ago

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Guy at the recycling center nearly had a heart attack when I dropped off my old Dell case

A buddy of mine built one last year and I thought he was nuts till I saw the final look.

3d ago

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Stumbled into a gallery in Austin that was all AI art, and the sales lady got mad at me

Lol "new renaissance" give me a break. Saw some article the other day about how AI art can't stop messing up basic stuff like hands and feet, that cat with six toes proves it. Definitely not worth paying gallery prices for something that can't even count digits right.

3d ago

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Had a retiree client last week who told me my highlights were too subtle for her taste

My friend Jenna had this older lady who was super sweet but very particular about her gray blending. Jenna spent like two hours doing this soft, low-maintenance root melt and the woman looked in the mirror and said "where's the silver? I want it to look like I'm a beautiful badass unicorn, not just a lady who forgot to color her hair." So Jenna had to go back in and basically paint chunky silver streaks through the whole thing, way more dramatic than she'd ever done before, and the client was thrilled because people kept stopping her at the grocery store to ask where she got it done.

5d ago

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Dilemma: replace the battery or keep it plugged in forever?

Battery expansion?! That thing is a ticking time bomb, why is it even still plugged in?

7d ago

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TIL stacking filters can ruin your moon photos

Oh man, that's rough. @webb.val I heard somewhere that moon pictures can be tricky because the camera's auto focus gets confused by the brightness against a dark sky. Definitely been there with the smudge look.