Swear to god if I ever find a raccoon working out in my trash I'm just gonna leave him a job application and call it a day... they're getting way too smart with this stuff. But seriously, peanut butter in a live trap sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. You're gonna end up with one very pissed off raccoon covered in peanut butter and you'll have to explain that to the game warden. Good luck getting that stuff off a raccoon's fur too, that's a whole other level of mess.

Honestly I did the exact same thing last month. I signed up for that bundle thinking it was a steal but now I just flip through the same five shows on repeat. There's like 80 movies I've never heard of and half of them look like direct to video garbage from 2008. Last night I spent 45 minutes scrolling and ended up watching a documentary about airport runways just because it was already playing. It's like having a million channels and nothing on all over again but now you're paying $60 for the privilege.

What kind of tractor was it?

Found three books" - you mean the catalog showed you three books.

That bit about "treat the mapping like a suggestion not a rule" really stuck with me too. Honestly, I think a lot of us get so caught up in the plan we forget the person underneath it. I've seen plenty of microblading results that look perfect on paper but just sit weird on someone's face, you know? It's like the artist followed the map but missed the terrain. The "lived in" look makes so much more sense when you realize eyebrows are just hair on a real live person, not a drawing. Letting go of that rigid perfection is probably the kindest thing you can do for a client.