Bought into the same hype a few months ago with another expensive tool and got basically nothing useful out of it. The whole thing just kept telling me to add more keywords and make my meta descriptions longer, like I'm some kind of beginner. I've had way more luck just using Google Search Console and a free Chrome extension to check basic stuff. Feels like these fancy tools are just selling a pretty interface and nobody actually bothered to build real SEO logic into them.

Yeah I totally fell for this one back in the day on a Quake forum, thought lower res would give me some kind of edge. After reading your post I went back and tried it with a CRT and it's still garbage, the game just looks worse without helping anything.

Wait every 2 weeks?? That's insane to me. I've had the same bottle of 30 volume in my bathroom cabinet for like 4 or 5 months now and it still works exactly the same as the day I bought it. I don't think you need to be that paranoid about it oxidizing that fast unless you're leaving the cap off or storing it in direct sunlight or something really hot. Seriously though, you must be spending like a hundred bucks a year just on developer if you're tossing it that often. Maybe you got a bad batch once and now you're just being super careful, but that seems like overkill to me.

Nah, that's just bad luck. Wood does what it wants sometimes.

Went to a hot desk place in Phuket once and spent two hours listening to a guy take zoom calls on speakerphone.