Hard disagree, you didnt put in 5000 hours at an easel.

Oh man, I'm still mad at a book I read in 8th grade. The Giver. Everyone talks about how deep it is but I literally threw it across the room when I finished because of that ending. I wanted to know what happened to Jonas and Gabriel so bad and instead I got a vague snow scene?? 25 years later and I still get annoyed just thinking about it.

Did the manager actually tell you it was the 90 day probation because of your limited skills or did you just assume that? Because 90 day probation periods are standard at a lot of warehouses regardless of experience. Thats how they weed out people who dont show up or cant handle the pace. Your cousin got caught because he lied about something concrete like a certification that has a paper trail. But honestly a lot of people stretch the truth on soft skills and never face consequences for it. The real bad advice wasnt telling you to lie, it was telling you to lie about something that can actually be verified.

That 2010-2015 Honda and Nissan thing is more of a regional humidity issue than the paint itself. I've seen plenty of those cars hold up fine here in dry climates.

Learned that lesson with cheap drawer pulls that tarnished in two months. There's always a reason the real stuff costs more and it usually shows up right after the return window closes.