Yeah, that line about "quiet mornings and rainy afternoons" got me. I used to think a car was just an appliance. Get you from A to B. Then my old Civic hit 200k and I realized how many memories were packed into those miles. Changed how I look at it.

Pulled my buddy Mike into that same exhibit and he stood in front of a screen waiting for it to "generate" for a solid five minutes before realizing it was just a frozen slideshow. He tried to ask one of the volunteers about it and the kid just shrugged and said "the AI needs a nap" like that was supposed to be funny. Mike walked out saying he'd seen better animation on his grandma's weather app.

...but you gotta take the cap off during the day or you'll cook them. Saw a guy in my neighborhood lose a whole tray of tomatoes that way, they just steamed in there. Still, for those cold nights it's a solid trick, just don't forget to vent it once the sun hits.

Funny enough, it's actually the third time this week someone's told me a story that started with "my buddy's cousin's roommate..." You'd think these things only happen in movies, but apparently they're super common now. I swear if I hear one more story about a buddy's friend getting scammed in the parking lot I'm gonna start charging people for the content. Makes you wonder how many of these "buddies" are even real people, right?

My phone bricked once and I spent three hours Googling solutions on a library computer like it was 1998.