Sounds like I've been doing it wrong this whole time, @the_adam.

Remember when my friend tried to speed up her brisket and it turned out like leather?

Those handheld monitors can give junk readings sometimes. Ours flagged a false high during morning fog. The lab sample came back clean but we still got written up. Maybe they're just being overly cautious with the new gear.

Ugh, my friend's AI suggested dwarf accountant drama instead!

Yikes, that sizzling sound is the worst. I always grab the wiring diagram and trace each connection with a highlighter now, no shortcuts. Labeling the wires with tape before you disconnect the old board is a lifesaver too. That extra ten minutes saves you from a very expensive mistake and a total redo.