Most people never even bother checking theirs, so you're ahead of the game.

Guessing his garage still smells like a Yankee Candle threw up in there every time it gets warm. Man, that's the thing about "premium" gear, sometimes you're just paying for fancy packaging and a weird scent. Bet his bike chain felt silky smooth though, so at least the upgrade paid off somewhere.

That sprinkler leak shifting the whole slab is wild... I mean, an inch overnight? That's not a small crack, that's the ground actually moving under you. I've seen mud settle before but never enough to throw a whole pour off like that. Grinding out 200 bricks by hand is brutal, my back hurts just thinking about it.