Rant: the 1,000th squawk I signed off turned out to be a coffee maker
Hit squawk number 1,000 on my log sheet at the hangar in Reno last Friday, and the write-up was literally "left galley pot makes weird noise." Spent 20 minutes with a meter on a Mr. Coffee before the pilot admitted he wrote it up as a joke. Anyone else keep a tally, or am I the only weirdo counting these?
Kept a tally myself for a while but gave up around 300 when half of them were cabin door writes that turned out to be nothing. Best one I ever got was "strange smell in aft lav" and it was a passenger's packed lunch leaking in the trash. You are not the only weirdo, we are ALL weirdos out here.