Dave's $1.50 taquito is just life saying cheap stuff works more than we admit.

Funny how the stuff we mock usually turns out to be someone else's hard lesson. Same thing happens with safety glasses, seat belts, bike helmets, nobody bothers until the day it saves them. The spikes were never about looking cool, they were about still being on that roof when the wind changes.

Left it out for 3 days" makes me think of the time I forgot a jar of kimchi in my car trunk in July and it basically exploded into this weird fizzy vinegar that made the best bloody marys that fall. I mean, sometimes neglect is just the secret ingredient nobody talks about.