Honestly, I was totally into machines for years. After trying some basic bodyweight moves, I realized it's way more fun and less hassle. You really don't need all that stuff taking up space.

Actually, if it was a true acoustic set, there wouldn't be a mic cord to yank out. Acoustic means no amplified sound at all, just the natural voice and instruments. You might be thinking of a regular live set with a PA system. I've seen people mix that up before. The cable fail is still funny, though! Just a different kind of show.

You said "almost no cash" but you had oil and garlic. That's not exactly scraping the bottom. Try having just a half cup of plain rice for two days because your card got declined. That's a real pantry raid. Your beans and spices sound like a regular Tuesday.